Well, ladies and gentlemen, Leah has decided what she would like to be. She declared to me yesterday that she wants to be a penis. Yes, that's right, she wants to be a penis. I'm just as flabbergasted as you, if not more. Here is how the conversation went (as I was changing her):
Leah: I want to be a penis!
Me: No honey, you're a girl. Girls don't have a penis.
Leah: No, Daddy. I want to BE a penis.
Me: Uh. Leah, I think you mean that you want to HAVE a penis.
Leah: No, Daddy. I don't want to HAVE a penis, I want to BE a penis.
Me: Let me get this straight: You want to BE a penis? You don't want to HAVE a penis, you want to BE a penis?
Leah: YES DADDY! (she said all sarcastic and annoyed like I was the crazy one) I want to be a penis!!!
Me: Ok, fine. You're a penis. Leah, you are a very, very weird penis.
Way to reach for the stars, honey.
And on a completely unrelated note, this morning I discovered my first gray hairs. Gee I wonder where they came from.
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Are you sure she wasn't saying A. pianist B. de (ee)ntist C. paganist?
Just stumbled across the blog. Great stuff. I'll be back for more.
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